To the Guy with the Blue French Horn.
Dear Blue French Horn guy,
Are you even real? Cause these days, among the guys who live for swag, who want replaceable girlfriend for valentines day, and don't even think about people who'll be hurt by their action, you're quite hard to find, or rather hard to believe in. Trust me when I say this, I don't think there are any guys out there, who'll look across the room, see a girl and turn to his friend and say "You see that girl, that's the girl I'll marry." I don't know if there's a guy out there who will go as the 'Hanging Chad' for every year Halloween, just so he could find his 'Slutty Pumpkin'. And trust me when I say that there are no guys who will be intrigued by the girl who just wants the drumroll moment, not the actual kiss. I don't know what you were trying to do in all those 9 seasons, falling in and out of love with so many girls. If you were trying to set an example, then let me tell you, that you only made me sad. Cause I realized, that no guy these days will steal a blue French horn for me. I had a point in this letter, but now I've forgotten it. Anyways, all I want to say is that, maybe you ended up with Robin, and I know lots of girls want to be her, But at the end of the day, I want to be Tracy. Cause the love you had with her, is "THE DREAM". That'll be it for now. Have a great life, the guy with the Blue French Horn.