Life and Me. (Graduation day)
Me: Hey life!! Did you see? I graduated from IIT Roorkee, impressed?
Life: So did a few hundred others and if we calculate the total IITians passing out, they must be around a few thousand, to say the least. Also, hundreds graduate every year from an IIT. Many of them then go for MBA, MS, PhD, Civil Services etc. I am anything but impressed.
Me: Fuck You!!