You desperately long for a soul mate.
Whereas, I'd rather have a munching mate, with whom I'd munch on junk food and grow fat together.
I'd rather have a Netflix mate. We'd binge watch our favourite tv shows together. We'd update each other about new shows.
I'd rather have a movie mate, and while the rest would hang out in the sun, we'd be couch potatoes having potato chips and watching movies.
I'd rather have a procrastinating mate with whom I'd shamelessly procrastinate, and we'd just spend time together doing absolutely nothing, yet that would mean everything to me.
I'd rather have a laughing mate, and we'd choke on our food as we'd laugh wheezingly together at our own lame jokes we made. We'd laugh at other people who pass by us. We'd laugh at each other.
I'd rather have a bitching mate with whom I'd bitch about other bitches, together.
I'd rather have 3am mate who'd be there to hear me rant and watch me cry and provide me a shoulder to cry on. We'd talk deep shit together, at the same time we'd childishly ramble trivial things.
Fuck soulmates when I find all of the things I listed out, not in my boyfriend or any other person, but in my best friend ❤.