5 Tips for a Healthy Heart
Prick your heart a bit and see if it will bleed.
Laugh out loud if it does.
Cry wholesome tears if not.
Partake of four cups of decaffeinated joy a day
with a healthy dose of unfiltered thought.
Organic thoughts are recommended, and definitely not store-bought.
Give it air. Take it for a walk in the park.
Let it roll up its sleeves and kiss
especially the ones you miss.
Break it every now and then for a proper rubdown.
Say it straight but take your time
or I'll have you twist your words in impossible ways.
It's good for the heart to hang upside down
Bang in the Centre Bullseye Tip:
Check if you really need your heart.
See if you can give it up.
Plenty seem to live perfectly fine without.