Do read my write up on the following topic when you're free for 5 minutes or so.
"NOT A FEMINIST"
Because for real men, self-respect is more important than getting laid.
Dear fellow men,
Have you met the special kind of fools?
Who say they hate gender-specific rules.
They name themselves based on a gender,
then say they aren't biased in gender issues?
Stop killing your real-self to make them like you.
Have you seen their requirements? I've listed a quite few.
Let's start from agreeing with their pathetic point of views,
And pampering their egos, appreciating their shoes,
Have you ever cared which shade of nail-paint they've used?
Apparently that's all, we men have to do.
Manspreading is really a funny concept too,
Sit with your legs closed & don't even move.
Are you sure you're fighting for equality dude?
All I can see is your stupidity reaching the moon.
You know about mansplaining? A new excuse for complaining.
Watch the concept, it's meaning & the popularity it is gaining.
The stupidity is so crazy where do feminists get this training?
It's undeniably laughable and almost entertaining.
They've invented a word for something that already has a word.
It's been there for centuries don't tell me you haven't heard.
"Interrupting" it's called & trust me it's done by all.
But when a feminist targets a gender it's surprisingly not absurd at all?
The imaginary oppression is so damn weak,
It shows their stupidity has reached a high peak.
Mansplaining is when a man interrupts a women,
As if a woman would ever even let a man speak.
Ever heard "Politics of pockets"? Damn it's so funny.
They say men don't want women to carry their own money.
So we hijacked the whole world's textile industries
just to design pocket-less clothes & subjugate these honeys!
Being a man,
I can say this with a fair amount of certainty,
my stand on equality will require a proof.
if I don't wear a feminine tag on my identity,
I'll be called a male-chauvinist criminal on the lose.
Without a feminist tag, my identity will be abused.
The term "Not all men" hurts them,
Whereas "Not all girls" is frequently used.
Your gender decides your crime for them,
your innocence is refused.
It's time you realize, as you have the right to choose.
Either be a man of dignity or be a dog, it's upto you.
Appeasing them like goddesses is nothing that is new.
But no real women would fall for such a spineless dude,
Because equality is a concept that's easily misunderstood.
Instead of becoming a sweet talking puppet,
I say it's better to be honourable & rude.