Can I get a Job as a Comedian???
Mother: What do plan to do with Life.
Me: A Pirate!
Mother: *throws a Potato! Goddamn they Hurt!!*
Me: What's wrong with being a Pirate?
Mother: Get off your Arse and finish the Accounts Problem. That's your Bermuda Triangle!
Me: Bermuda Triangle needs a Good Electrical Engineer! Damn! They Can't use the Internet!
Mother: *throws the Accounts Textbook* Ya ain't finishing this...
I ain't giving ya Dinner.
Me: Aye Aye Captain!