So today is one of those days.. Figures..!!
Mom has arrived from her vacation, which lasted one week..
And im the only child in the house so..
As i open the door,
Hey honey, im home.. Come here, i want an hug.. So, i wrap my arms around her,
And its like 5 seconds and i think im off now..
She holds me tight for like 30 seconds,
i ask her..
Mom youre not going to kiss me are you..??
She says what..?? As she unwraps her arms off me..
No, if i want a kiss darling..??
I can stand just in front of you while you sleep walk..
Aint my mom a keeper..??