A society is nothing but a group of people deciding how others should live their life.
There are two kinds of people in the society: The articulate, graceful ones that blend into; And the clumsy, fiery, socially inept.
To be socially apt is an easy task; yet for those who find it difficult to exist in the day to day society, this manual will tell you how to be socially apt like a boss.
1. If you find going out on a date awkward and uneasy, the following steps will help: a) keep lounging around in your bed. S.T.O.P freaking out. b) pick up your phone, and google the name of the place you want to eat from. c) copy the dial-o-number, and call. Place that order of those onion rings and that awesome burger already! d) while the food arrives, arrange your dining hall into a candle light dine out. e) enjoy your romantic one-person dinner!
2. If you feel the library is far away: a) it really is. b) download that ebook already, duh! c) just kidding. Get up and scoot, you lazy ass. Nothing beats the heavenly smell of old books.
3) if you think your friends are flaky and boring: a) they probably are. b) assess your friends. Will any of those save you from crow shit? c) if the answer is yes, DITCH THEM. The first rule of friendship, is to let crows shit on friends so that you can laugh at them. You need real, deep, clumsy, socially inept friends; not the snobby ones.
4) you hate reading long manuals: a) read THIS! its short and sweet, I promise. b) owkay okay, i hear ya. Im going to stop for now.
5) if you're still reading this: a)You're amazingly socially inept. b) there is no hope for you. c) you're amazing! Stay different, stay cool. Who wants to blend in anyway?