• michaeleaborn 15w

    “I Need A Taco”
    By: Michael Eaborn
    A Parody Of “Holding Out For A Hero” Bonnie Tyler Parody


    Where are all l the tacos,
    Filled with Nacho Cheese?
    Can’t sleep off these hunger pains??
    Because bills took my pay
    Late at night I toss and I turn
    And I dream of what I need.

    I need a Taco,
    I’m going without a Taco, until t payday
    Two weeks from
    and I’ll get a 12 pack
    And on goes the weight, I’ll become fat

    I need a Taco
    I’ve craved for a Taco, till break of dawn
    its killing me
    and I feel so lonely,
    Empty inside
    EMPTY Inside

    Sometimes I get nighmare
    All Tacos are extinct
    They are just too fattening
    my bills waiting for me
    Cant Pay them yet, off with the heat
    Its gonna be a Taco that prevents my insanity

    I need a Taco
    I’m going without a Taco, til my next payday
    Its gonna taste great
    And I know that’s a fact
    I’ll put on the weight, and get fat
    I need a Taco
    I’ve craved for a Taco, late hours at night
    its killing me
    and I feel so lonely,
    Stomach feels so empty
    So EMPTY
    I need a Taco
    II'm going wwithout a taco 'til my next payday
    Do all tacos fall from the heavens above
    A satisfying greasy food Tacos?
    I could swear there is foul, its okay
    Tacos' Bae!
    Through the wind, and the chill, and the rain
    And the storm, and the flood
    I’ll die for Tacos risk. Getting fat for one

    I need a Taco
    I’m going without a Taco, til my next payday
    Its gonna taste great
    And I know that’s a fact
    I’ll put on the weight, and become fat
    I need a Taco
    I’ve craved for a Taco, til the morning light
    its killing me
    and I feel so lonely,
    I feel so empty
    So EMPTY


    I’m going without a Taco, til my next payday
    Its gonna taste great
    And I know that’s a fact
    I’ll put on the weight, and become fat
    I need a Taco
    I’ve craved for a Taco, til the morning light
    its killing me
    and I feel so lonely,
    I feel so empty
    So EMPTY


    I’m going without a Taco, til my next payday
    Its gonna taste great
    And I know that’s a fact
    I’ll put on the weight, and become fat
    I need a Taco
    I’ve craved for a Taco, til the morning light
    its killing me
    and I feel so lonely,
    I feel so empty
    So EMPTY
    ©michaeleaborn