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  • eshahahah 4w

    The greatest betrayals are always tainted,
    Either with love or the absence of it.

  • eshahahah 5w

    I'm afraid that
    the road looks
    so much longer
    if you're not here
    between me and
    the horizon.

  • eshahahah 7w

    A recent scientific study showed that out of 2,293,618,367 people, 94% are too lazy to actually read that number.

  • eshahahah 7w

    I’ve always thought my neighbors were quite nice people. But then they put a password on their Wi-Fi.

  • eshahahah 7w

    A guest calls the waiter and complains, “How come there are no chairs at our table?!”
    The waiter shrugs, “I’m sorry but you only booked one table…”

  • eshahahah 7w

    Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?
    Cause there was no chemistry.

  • eshahahah 7w

    What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
    "You're too young to smoke."

  • eshahahah 8w

    A group of ugly people died, God granted all of them one wish. The first person, "I want to be gorgeous." God snapped his fingers and it happened. The second person said the same thing and God did the same thing. This went on and on throughout the group. God noticed the last man in line was laughing.

    When the man's turn came, he laughed and said, "I wish they were all ugly again."

  • eshahahah 8w

    Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"
    Me: "A drinking problem."

  • eshahahah 8w

    I know it's lame. xD

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    A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."