This wait
Nowadays waiting for virat to hit a century is directly proportional to the waiting for your crush reply.
Let's hope
©pheonixian
#Humor
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pheonixian 2d
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Tum sath Ho to kafi hai
_ me to my food -
The daylight laughs
As the morning passes gas
©keithallencovell -
pheonixian 1w
When girls are in good mood,
They go to their block list and release
One or two prisoners
©pheonixian -
pheonixian 1w
Don't rush into a relationship.
Take it slow, be friends and find out
If they have hotter friends.
©pheonixian -
pheonixian 1w
People look so different once you don't care about them anymore. You begin to notice how ordinary they are, how it was your love that made them unique , that placed them on some sort of pedestal.
©pheonixian -
vasubandhu 1w
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©Vasubandhu
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Sad to say but yes, I'm still in love with
the person who broke my heart
©pheonixian -
Morning masala
Before the sun rose
I'd a dose of booze
So that I feel light
And travel with the first rays of the sun.
But instead I dozed off
And then my sleep travelled
From a short snooze to a snoring slumber,
And when I regained my senses completely
I found my body sunburnt to extremity!
©maxi06 -
mirakeehumor 2w
मीलों तक चलता रहा यूँ ही सफ़र का कारवाँ
न मैं स्कूटी से उतरी, न कुत्तों ने पीछा छोड़ा -
मेरा बाबू छैल छबीला मैं तो नाचूँगी...
इस गाने से ये सिद्ध होता है कि "बाबू" शब्द प्राचीन काल से ही चला आ रहा है। -
smartsam 3w
100% True!
Wow!
Walking by the way
that Beautiful day!
I met this cutey
dashing young may!
What shall I do
I couldn't keep in me!
Again other day
place same I went her to see!
The time was aclose
hope she would be in!
Nothing else in my brain
only she was unique thing!
This was day
not as yesterday!
In time average right
I saw her on the way!
Ohhh!
But god mercy shower on me
days keep changing so was this!
Today she walking not alone
but brother her accompanying!
I had a rose
in my hand!
For time considerable
me waiting in stand!
I saw a cute girl
in the garden!
Alone happy she
had no warden!
May be I thought
this is time right!
To express my love
shower her my delight!
But God save my soul
Roses have thorns!
Don't nay from where
pipes up her mom!
I saw a damsel
in my college!
I attempted favor
talked her of my nice village!
She seems accepting
in the beginning!
But you know every noon
sun has waning evening!
If I could say any more
group enmassed by score!
They collected me by collar
said to win her ye need
cars and dollars!
Hussh!
It happened one saturday
I had a weekly off!
I said myself why not
to shopping centre walk!
I reached the mall
encountered a girl
she was so cute
as new rose unfurled!
I asked her my quest
in talk to allure & engage!
But watching over me
from corner also in cam
her mad manager sage!
He said to me
keep safe distance!
This maiden is mine
from many past months!
Ufff!
One day I was travelling in bus.
all of sudden reclined
next to me a miss!
I thanks god and said
not just journey
this trip is a bless!
I smiled her and moved
giving her more space!
I tried to make
things amicable!
Smile and talk with
cute this docile!
Little did I know
she hinted me in grunt
she was no less
than missile!
She warned of my news
in very first page!
After all she was was
working for news channel
printing press!
Ohhh!
I saw a maiden
in social site!
Her cheeks cute
her figure great so her style!
I offered her a rose
love for love obviously I suppose
don't mess with me she warned
just recent on bail
are released my brother's!
Ahhh!
I was on city
the road was jam packed!
I saw a woman pretty
seemed nothing she lacked!
Standing on the way
I thought she may!
I offered her a lift
angry she said
look their my hubby coming
for me in his car swift!
Ewww!
It was a month new
again I was on my way!
Finding a job
in these such cataclysmic days!
I encountered a female
what a cute she was so damsel!
I asked her name
and praised her smile!
Cop she turned out
not a petite woman docile!
She roses her eye
and agitated on me!
Warned me of jail
without any bail!
Take a lesson friend
love isn't any easy!
Of all 100% attempts truly
99% love attempts fail!
©SmartSam -
I'll wait
I'm cool with waiting a little longer for what I really deserves
©pheonixian -
mirakeehumor 3w
तुम लिखकर लाना कभी
अपने दिल की बात कोरे कागज पर
हम बतायेंगे उसका
हवाई जहाज कैसे बनाते हैं... -
Awain
Agar kisi ke tumhare post ko like karne se
halki si muskan a jaye
to samajh lena
wo school wala masoom waala
pyaar ho gaya thoda sa tumhe
aur tumhare friends
awww, kahe to dono hathon se apne chehere ko chhupakar idiot ki tarah
zara sa no no no bhi kar dena
har waqt, dead serious hone ki to koi
zaroorat hi nai hoti na...
©haseya77 -
Dear ex
I did not unlove you overnight.
No, I unloved you in bits of pieces over time.
I grew a new skin that you could never touch,
A new heart that you could never break and a new soul that you could never corrupt.
This is how I unloved you...
Slowly, painfully,
But with no regrets.
©pheonixian -
Her
I'm loving the feeling of love because of her.
My stories filled with her memories.
Everyday a new story, a new hope but my old love towards her never changed.
Maybe I'm in a fantasy where pain of sweetness killing addictive habits.
My pen needs her.
My love seeks for her.
My days Only made for her.
My eyes are the prisoners for her cuteness.
Love is not a good enough word to express this vibe.
I wolf her.
Her smile is a little sunshine that wake up all my goodness in life.
My jokes gonna anger her but she'll definitely blush.
This happiness is unreal I hope she know how soft she make me.
She deserves to be loved.
She actually worth it.
Life is okay with her.
©pheonixian -
Lil happiness
Today
It's not a great for others
But it's a lovely day for me.
Yeah because of you,
After a very big lapse I've seen you, I've actually ghosting you for hours.
You're a busy bird in the audience with friends but I'm the only fan watching waiting for you from a distance. From taking selfies to checking your curly hair, everything you did makes me fool in your love. I'm drowning in your dark eyes, can't help myself falling for you. I always wonder how luck your friends are?? They always spend quality time with you, adore you, make fun along with you.
You never believe me but trust me, I love you more than I planned.
Sarcastic but I'm running out of tricks to impress you.
You know what crushes are meant for??
Wanting what you can't have. And that's life.
Guess what, you are such an amazing person and you shouldn't have to believe you're not enough. You're perfect in every way and you're so gorgeous that words can't even describe it. Keep being coz I'm loving you.
Each time you stare at me don't know what happens to my heart it gives me a feeling of blooming flowers.
I look for you in everyone, But no one matches the same energy like you. The tragedy is I was missing you even before we met.
I saw you in my dreams again it felt so real.
I think you are going to eat my heart out. I think I'm going to let you.
Always gonna love you munchkin
©pheonixian -
Someone : At what age did you had your first kiss??
Me : At 15 when I was travelling in train a
transgender came and kissed me on
my cheeks looked into my eyes and
said " ae chikne paise dena "
©pheonixian -
When someone remembers small
details about you and consistently uses
that knowledge to make you happy.
©pheonixian