Alfred The Frustrated Butler
I have been a soldier, I have been a spy,
In the ranks of British service, my rank was pretty high,
But my greatest challenge came, when I was summoned by Waynes,
And I became a nanny, for a man who is insane,
He took an oath of vengeance, to settle old scores,
He can jump off tall building, but can't do a simple chore,
My life has become miserable, because of the life he chose,
I used to clean out rifles, and now I am cleaning his clothes,
Though he has earned the mantle, of greatest detective on earth?
But his end won't be Joker, his end will be Pennyworth!!!!