Mirakee
All these dating sites ad pop ups be like -
Doing an open insult on the face
Khud se toh na dhundh paaye
Hum hi Kara dete hai setting
©sharonvjoseph
#funny
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भरोसा ही नहीं रहा किसी को किसी पर
एक मजाक कर लो तो
दुनिया मजाक में ले लेती है
©jee_tu -
Some people are like those chocolate coated strawberries, good-looking but ordinary taste.
©itshumera -
Wrong number
A unanimous anonymous person gave me a call
Oh come on is it another subscription or election poll
I said hello
He didn't say hey
Is it another wrong number
At this time of the day.
After a pause, he said I know you do you know me
I said no I don't please don't disturb my sleep.
He said we were in the basket ball club
Sorry I don't remember if I ever played basketball in my life
Cause I was good in summersault dive.
Please don't disturb me as I am a little bit busy
As I find you a 100% fishy
A lot of work has already piled
Check the number you have dialed.
©zuzuzuzu_ -
Annual Day
As I lay down and wonder
What the hell did I do to make such a blunder
Seeing my friends laughing and joking
As I gave a performance such rocking
Yes you are right it's an annual day
And I made myself embarrassing in front of my bae
I thought the song I would sing would be a smash
But I thing it's rythem unfortunately just crashed
It was a song that I did written on my own
Thought that the school staff would listen and get blown
Thank God, the tomatoes were not thrown
I guess I could not become a simple songwriter
As my song aren't such billboard brighter
Well I guess I just have another plan
To make a thousand or so fans
Will you guess that my beautiful audience?
Yes I am a comedian...
©zuzuzuzu_ -
PSYCHOLOGY
Psychology is not about:
"Batao hamare dimag me kya chal raha hai ?"
Psychology is about:
"apko dekh ke zarur bata sakti ki apki zindagi me kya chal raha hai"
#HarGhoontMeinSwagHai
©psychologygirl22 7
- ameenahuma27
- psychologygirl @ameenahuma27
- be_wakoof Psychology is not about your mind it is all about your thinking and what you are facing.
- psychologygirl @be_wakoof and also your past and your future
- be_wakoof @psychologygirl it can know your past but future depends on how your present is going on. Present decide future and psychology can only build an imagination of future while obeserving your present
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When school/college reopens after lockdown
Student: Mom...My college is going to reopen.
Mother: What!! When did u get admitted to college? Weren't u in 9th grade?
Student: R u sure?
Mother: Hmmm...I just can't remember.
Student: -
उनके दिल में हमारी मात्रा कितनी है कोई तो बताओ,
मैथ्स में टॉप करने वालो
मिक्सचर एंड एलिगेशन यहां भी तो लगाओ।।
©dil_hi_to_hai -
Tum sath Ho to kafi hai
_ me to my food -
The daylight laughs
As the morning passes gas
©keithallencovell -
jezebelisgone
2w
Read MoreHave you heard this?. #parents #millennial #millennials #future #generationofmiracles #ya #kids #funny
Can you not!
Said Our Future
©jezebelisgone -
मैं इश्क़ की लंबी लंबी बातें लिखूँगा,
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और तुम बस hmm लिख कर उसे फिज़ुल कर देना।
©surajvats -
ख़ूबसूरत इतनी की काला टीका लगा दू,
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मगर हरकतें ऐसी की मुंह पे कालिख पोत दू !!
©surajvats -
I don't take breaks
I take work
©eva22222 -
MOM
Chappal ki hawai humle se meri ruh hil gayi,
Uske bad se hi mujhe dibya drishti mil gayi,
Ab wo gadha bole to han mein sir hilata hun,
Wo ek line bole main pura paragraph samajh jata hun,
Meri hansi jiss wajud se hai,
MAA hai wo meri,
Chappal na mile to belan se bhi kutt deti hai.
LOVE YOU MAA ❤️
©deepakjatarma -
Of Foreskin and Foreplay
Temperature is rising fast
The night is young
Forever I wish it could last
Can feel the foreskin tingling
Body's getting an inkling
That life's about to get good
Real good under her hood
Feeling the bumps on her skin
Ramming her deeply with sin
Piercing the unseen realm
As she lets me take the helm
But first we play the foreplay
No this isn't child's play
In matters of foreskin and foreplay
There is no child's play
©israelmgonzalez -
साड़ी सूरत की.... और गहने जयपुर के होंगे,
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ये सब उसके होंगे जिसके नसीब में हम होंगे !!
©surajvats -
जमीन में सितारे की तरह
चमकेगा वह घर
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जिस घर के हम दामाद होंगे ,
©surajvats -
jee_tu
2w
She said her body is her temple
He said he is a good priest
©jee_tu -
shre_ya55
3w
#pawrihorahihai
ye mewri I'd hai
ye mai hu
aur yaha likes nahi aa rawri hai
©shre_ya55
