Schrödinger's Impossibly Possible Humans
If fighting off the inexplicably intense urge to act on each and every single vile, repugnant and terrifyingly evil thought and impulse in each and every waking moment means I am a monster's monster at the very core, dare I say I am playing this human role quite convincingly. Heck, I damn near believe I'm one of 'em!
I'm just surprised they're not all on cocaine! But they're all on something, that's for damn sure. Some of 'em are on uppers, like happiness and love. Others are on downers like sorrow and heartache. Some are so far gone they're mainlining on poisons like hate and jealousy! Humanity, eh? It's a helluvan act.