Mirakee
Things all the native people get to listen oftenly PART.1
South Indians - Areey you must be speaking tamil right!
You must love eating idlli , sambar and dosa right??
Ille sange , Ida vada??
Your name must be M.muthaswamy??
Gujarati - Kem cho?? Majama!!
Tumlog to pura din garba hi keltha hai na??
Pura din Dhokala , fafda aur thepla kahke pet bhar jata hai??
Araaa ra ra ra!! Yahi bolte ho na tumlog jab kuch utpatng ho jata hai??
Teri mummy tujhe Dikra bulati hai na??
Bengali - tera pet name Shona , dhana , babu hai na??
Rasgolla khate ho na pura din??
Tumhra naam Misty hai na??
Aaj mach-bhat khaya??
Punjabi - Aur pajji kya kar rahe ho??
Hardin chikan , sarson ka saag aur paranthon se kaam chal jata hai??
Aur paaji ek peg lagaoge??
Aur tera naam happy hai na??
©Aditi
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sans_brones
3w
Read More*NO OFFENDING ANYONE OR ANY STATE*
Toh Kahan se ho aaplog??����
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uttkarsh_15
4w
Read MoreDisclaimer-These are just my own personal views and are not universal truth .....
You're opinion may vary or be different And I totally respect that.....
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(Plz doesn't misinterpret it as justification of 26 Jan incident,
I strongly condemn the act of waving religious flag on Red Fort , As it Only hurts Our Constitution, And Questions Our ethics About secularism,And I feel only National Flag should be hoisted on Red flag)
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Firstly the government brought Farm bills Without consulting the selection committee And without voting in Parliament,
And yet they say we've Done Nothing wrong,
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The Gormint (Ironically used) Said Farmers are Playing Politics And Reallly I laughed AF About this ...Ill tell you why....
1st . They decided to Give All powers to state government As they were making farmers Vulnerable to political uncertainties (Ruling Party May Change) whereas Farmers are already dealing with Market Uncertainties (Price falls)........
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2nd. They said They'll Hold Farm Laws For 1.5 years And I'll tell you what .....
In 2022 There are state elections In Punjab And U.P. ......
AB Yeh Politics Khelni Nahi Toh Kya Hai....
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No matter What political Ideology /Party you support ,
But ek baat toh Maan Ni Padhegi
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Gormint kabhi kabhi hadd kar deti hai,
Hypocrisy Ki Bhi Seema Hoti Hai
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Yun toh lafz sath dete the aur
Qalam jazbaat bayan karti thi...
Bagawat par utar aaye hai dono,
Jab se tum badal gye aur hum aaj bhi vahi hai..!
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Jitna Mazaa Book mein se Cbse Deleted Syllabus Kaatne ka Aaya hai,
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Utna Maza Birthday Cake Kaatne Ka Bhi Nahi Aata...
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When the cold breeze touches my face,
I remember my lonely cold days;
Where I used to hum lullaby at night
To my lil brother and lil sister,
When my Mom and Dad were on a break;
Like Ross and Rachel were in FRIENDS.
That breezy cool night taught me
Consoling care and loving release of
Human empathy.
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Your presence is just like fragrance of new year
Your love is my goal without world's fear...
I want you to be my love for centuries near
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sha_bd12
8w
May this year bring new happiness, new goals, new achievements, and a lot of new inspirations on your life. Wishing you a year fully loaded with happiness. Wishing every day of the new year to be filled with success, happiness, and prosperity for you. Happy New Year
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sha_bd12
8w
Kha tha usne har sham tera haal puchenge
Dur rhke v tere dil k pas se guzrenge
Syd suraj dhal nhi rha unke yha
Syd mohabbat bant gyi durion k darmiyan....
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sha_bd12
9w
Maturity lies in celebrating your failures rather than success.
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Success comes to doorstep when you have the guts to fuck the luck.
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जाने कितनी गहराईयां है इस्क के दरमियां••
मानों सारा समुंदर समेट रखा हो खुद में। ।
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14w
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That those mosquitoes bring their
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14w
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I helped my crush in
Maths exam.
She scored zero.
The End.
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Sarcasm: The ability to insult idiots without realising it..
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sru_sid
24w
Sail away with me
My love for ocean is
more than the fear
of drowning
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sru_sid
24w
The "You" have turned to
yet another saga of my life
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sru_sid
30w
You're the aesthetic
verse in my poetry
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Hey younger me,
How are you ? I know times are tough there. But today I am proud of you that you survived, you learned , you became stronger . Every time you were knocked down by challenges you stood back and faced them with double determination.Today when I look back I feel so proud that you didn’t gave up .You did it ! Yes you did it.
I know it’s hard to love yourself at that age .
You see other girls and find flaws in yourself . You see the fairness of other and spots on yourself . You see the curve waist of others and mass on yourself. I know you feel worthless. You feel embarrassed. You are scared to go out . You are scared to buy clothes . You are scared to go to beauty parlour.
You see talents of others and nothing in yourself. You see smartness of others and you judge yourself with that shitty subject marks . You see the girls with guys and find them cool and start feeling lonely to yourself. You see that teacher’s favourite child and start hating yourself.
But it’s okay .It’s okay to be healthy. It’s ok to have flawfull skin . It’s okay to walk on streets in the way you are . It’s okay to not go to parlour every next weekend .
You are human not a waxed doll .
And talents are useless without hard work . I know you will do it . And you are full of talent , just have patience. They will reveal themselves on right time .
That marks of dumbest subject won’t even matter . That answer sheet will be in dustbin soon.
That teacher have so many favourites in so many years and next year she will forget who were her favourites in previous years.
That girls with guys ain’t that cool. It’s ok to be popular but it’s best not to be the one . You have a life and privacy. You have your kingdom where there is no jealousy.
I know it will take time . But one day you will love yourself . Because today I love myself .
Yours and only yours
Future me
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sru_sid
39w
She is the melancholic soul
with million metaphors
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