I find words and then the emotions:)
Now I believe 2020 is a crazy year
I didn't believe 2020 was the craziest year When MSD pulled the plug.When SSR's life was snatched away.When my Muslim friend rooted for Modi.When Djokovic got defaulted.When Rafa bit the dust on clay.✓ But when RCB wins its opening match,no way 2020 is normal.
Same old story - RCB
A Kohli/AB fifty.An average score btw 150-165 runs.Poor opening bowling.Chahal contains the middle.Abysmal death bowling.✓ Lose by 12-14 runs.If batting second, AB/VK carries the show.Sometimes they win, most times they lose.
The team you love the most - CSKThe team you hate the most - MIThe team you ignore the most - DD✓ The team you pity the most - RCB
Who makes batting look easy?
a. V Kohlib. J Rootc. K Williamsond. S Smithe. R Sharma✓ AB De Villiers - Not just easy, ridiculously easy
Google knows better
One of the reasons man gets into marriageis his loneliness on friday/sat nights✓ Google: You mean his "horni-ness"?
You stand all day naked and undressed,You allow anyone to absorb your fragrance,You dance to the tunes of wind and breeze,You flaunt your genitals with gay abandon,You make love with any passing 'visitor'.- Flowers in a forest.
Condition of Opposition in India
Modi: Sun rises in the east.✓ Opposition: I oppose this bill as this bill isAnti-Farmers, Anti-Muslims, Anti-Dalits, Anti-Science, Anti-Sun,Anti-Constitution.
If you don't love me at my worst
You don't deserve me at my best.✓ If you don't love me on Adhar card,You don't deserve me on Instagram.
Farmers' bill 2020
Mamta: It's anti-farmer's bill.Congress: It's anti-farmer's bill.Arm-chair activist: It's anti-farmer's bill.Rubbish kumar: It's anti-farmer's bill.JNU student: It's anti-farmer's bill.✓ Modi: It's not against farmers, rather against middlemen who milk farmersby giving them peanuts in exchange ofgold, the Draconian APMC hegemony.
Can Rafa win the FRENCH OPEN?
Can marwadis be separated from kirana shops?