• helpshark 4w

    The Magic Carpet

    We bought a magic carpet
    We didnt know it was magic at the time
    We got pulled over with it on the car roof
    We were flying and apparantly it's a crime

    They took us down the station
    And questioned us, they were quite persistent
    Asked us why we had got it
    And Mum said 'cos it's stain resistant

    Dad said what's the problem its paid for
    We put it on our credit card
    They said because it's magic and can fly and stuff
    And it was only £5.99 a square yard...