• _musk_an_ 9w

    On a regular evening,
    Relative: How's your studying going on, beta?
    Me: Alright
    Relative: Aur beta, batao, koi boyfriend-foyfriend he?!
    Me: Nai aunty apki beti ki tarah hum inn chutiyapon me nai padte.
    Relative: Batao batao sharmao mat.
    Me: Aunty, mera koi boyfriend nai he. Aap apni beti se bhi puch lijiye. Sabki information rakhti woh. Woh toh apka past present sab batade abhi.
    Relative: Aaj kal ke bache bhi na...�� (*showing attitude since insulted*)
    Dad (to me): Arey beta woh jo ladke tumhe aaj propose kiya...do you like him?
    Me: No dad, I rejected him on spot. Didn't you listen?
    Dad: Oh sorry! There was another guy looking at you that time..so I was just distracted and just to my wonder he really did proposed you today. LOL (he really said this)
    Me: (*laughing*)
    Relative: Late ho raha he na...chalti hu me.... kabhi ana ghar
    Mom(who just entered the room without knowing anything): Arey arey kahan chali aap?
    Me: Mumma, aunty ko late ho rha he...jane do... call aya tha abhi unka...
    Relative: Hn hn, bye bye.
    Me: Namaste Aunty, aana phir...��

    DAD AND ME ENDS THE CONVERSATION WITH A HIGH-FIVE LEAVING MOM IS DISDAIN...

    *Based on a true incident..*

    P.s: Dad's the most savage person I know ❤️�� He gives me that made for each other wali feeling..❤️��

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