• tanushreekarmakar 5w

    If on a Friday night
    I am desperate enough to
    Open a bottle of wine in your company,
    Please don't be a whiny-wine person...
    Sure, like a good host,
    I'll share my precious with you.
    But your time will come, to be
    A conscious guest and not a dick.

    After a glass, place it near the sink
    And get your lousy, stinking butt off my couch.