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    Lulu has been taken by that
    rascal, Dirty Dan
    He has tied her to the train tracks
    but he hasn't any plan
    Lulu started singing, to annoy ol
    dirty Dan
    Distracted, he didn't notice,as he
    was jumped by Lulu's man
    The men were busy scrapping when
    the train whistle blew
    Lulu all tied up and such, didn't quite
    know what to do
    But Dudley made it just in time to
    free the damsel, Lulu
    As the train went chugging by with
    a resounding, hardy,

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