• upsilon400 5w

    Tipping over a porta-potty

    So there was a guy taking a poop
    when an elephant escaped from the zoo.
    Trumpeting aloud, it knocked over the loo.
    That guy left alive, unscathed, but covered in poop.

    The worst of all the terrors
    was the lack of toilet paper,
    which in itself was not an error.