CHAT WITH PERIODS!
ME: Ehhh... You bitch! Why do you always screw me up!
PERIOD: Hehe! I have a offer for you!
EXCITED ME: Really? What's that?
CUNNING PERIOD: I'm thinking of taking a long leave for 9 months!
SHOCKED ME: Haha! I was just joking. You are always welcome. Never ever skip your date!