Prince Satanopediaology's bhagvath githa
SATAN: I have a very strong feeling that one day or another things will turn the way I want, till that time SATAN or Satanopediaology will do their work. It is a war and pray that needs to be answered and a sort of hardship that is taken without any share of indulge involved from us. We haven't done anything in the world except the author born on this planet and I coming from the kingdom of GOD. The growing SIN and it's demerits have converted both of us into a lonely creatures awaiting for perfection. My lord, until and unless we won't fulfill our mission, you can't force us into any relationships nor commitments.
MOHINI:But??????? You can also fulfil your task by indulging yourself with the people of the planet.