• dseals25 6w

    King of Sarcasm

    Nobody's mastered it better than your boy,
    Let me show you all how it is done,

    You first give them a complement,
    I like your shoes, they look really comfortable,
    But get this part,
    They can never know,
    What you're really trying to do,
    Lay it on really thick,
    Like a barbecue juicy hot steak,

    Have fun, laugh it up real hard,
    Because when they least expect it,
    Throw that clear shade,
    Because I got them from Walmart,
    They might even say thank you,
    Because they don't understand when you're being sarcastic!