Welcome to CmuHell
Where reading for longer hours
doesn't guarantee success
neither does reading for short hours
Where 3 hours before an exam,
your classmates can send in a 40 page PowerPoint covering topics
that the lecturer did not teach in class
with a word saying the lecturer
laid emphasis on these topics
Where "las las we go dey alright"
is a slang used to deceive you
That things will be alright
even when you don't do anything
Where the rate at which we shout "mad oh" to every little thing,
You would think perhaps the excessive reading has finally driven us nuts
Where some people will go to hell
not really because of their sins but because each time they are asked
if they have read, they reply
"guy I never read shit oh".
Where though we are going through Hell,
We will still find ways to be gaiety.
Welcome to CMUHell, the abode of Heroes