She: Remote de!
He (mimicks): Remote de!
She: Ache se bol rahi hu, remote de!
He (mimicks): Ache se bol rahi hu, remote de!
She: Papa!!! Isko bolo na!!!
He: Le ye tera remote, achar daal remote ka!
If he doesn't trouble you for silly things and the word "Papa" doesn't scare shit out of him, is he really your brother?!