The Boy who knows Everything
He's the boy who knows everything
The cleverest in the school
He knows pi to 4 trillion digits
And all of pythagoras's rule
The other kids think he's a weirdo
They laugh and call him a geek
He just sits in the corner so quietly
And you hardly hear him speak
He knows how big the moon is
And even how much it weighs
How far away Saturn is from Earth
And how long it would take to get there in days
He knows about anglo saxons
And how the pyramids were built
About evolution and physics
And why scotsmen wear a kilt
He can speak all of the languages
He knows all of the saints
He's remembered all the colour charts
For every range of paints
He knows all the names in the phone book
And even the address
He studied ecology and he knows C.P.R.
And can make an Eton Mess
He's read 'the origin of species'
His favourite book's 'war and Peace'
He knows all the actors in ever film
Even the ones out of 'Grease'
Then a new girl started on Monday
She was shy and much quieter than him
Just sat there by herself getting on with her life
While the others were making a din
Then she smiled at him on a Tuesday
And everday throughout the week
The other boys said' hey dont smile at him'
'He's ever so weird he's a geek'
But the girl carried on smiling
Every week it went on and on
And the boy who knew everything knew a little bit more
And everything well just carried on
And then one day it was Friday
The boy who knew everything was there
She smiled as he had now for 100 days
And he looked up....and smiled back at her
He stood up and said I'm the boy who knows everything
But it turns my world upside down
I suppose I should be grateful
And then he just sat back down
He's the boy who thought he knew everything
But here's something that he never knew
That the girl would stand up and walk over to him
Kiss his cheek and say... 'I love you'.