"Are you scared?" he asked me, turning my face to look at him.
"No. I just have this absolutely terrified look on my face because I'm having so much fun."
"Are you being sarcastic?"
I smacked his head. Hard. "Of course, you idiot. I am fucking terrified because if this while thing goes wrong, I could die."
"I promise that I won't let you die."
I rolled my eyes. "I'm not sure that's how it works."
"I am Death, darling. I think I'm the one who decides how it works." He kissed my forehead, winked at me, and then walked in leaving me dumbfounded for the first time in my life.