*My Mom comes back home from work and I clean the house to keep a good impression on Mom.*

Mom: Oh goodness! Is this a house or a garbage pit?

Me: But....I cleaned the house.

Mom: You cleaned the house?

Me: Yes!

Mom: What shit are you talking? I remember that hair was in that corner and it is still lying in that corner! And you say you cleaned the house?

Me to myself: Damn...What a memory! Einstein's memory is nothing in front of this lady!
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