*My Mom comes back home from work and I clean the house to keep a good impression on Mom.*
Mom: Oh goodness! Is this a house or a garbage pit?
Me: But....I cleaned the house.
Mom: You cleaned the house?
Mom: What shit are you talking? I remember that hair was in that corner and it is still lying in that corner! And you say you cleaned the house?
Me to myself: Damn...What a memory! Einstein's memory is nothing in front of this lady!