• damn_damn 5w

    Two face

    Siblings in front of mom:
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    Me: *touches*
    Sibling: *Weeps*
    Me: What the f**k?
    Sibling: *weeps more*
    Me: You bloody b*ch bloody!
    Sibling: *cries loudly*
    Mom: Damn you!!!!
    *throws slipper*
    Me: Ahhhhhhhhhh!
    Mom: Don't you hit my child again!
    Me:....
    Mom: 'ight I'm going to sleep now!
    *walks away*

    The WWE SmackDown
    -------------++----++-----------
    Me:
    *hits*
    *thuds*
    *smack*
    *bang*
    *boom*
    Me: Don't you mess with me again!
    Sibling: Pfft! That's all you got?
    Me: Ahhhhhhhhgh!!!!!!
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