Hello Mr Reaper it's nice to see you have finally arrived mate.
I've been waiting for you since half past nine (am that is).
Yes your beer is hot, flat and I took it's froth, but that's the price for being late.
Am I drunk you ask Mr Reaper?
.... Why yes, yes I am thank you.
Hey bartender another two beers and while we wait Mr Reaper I think I'll drink this one here if you don't mind.
Yes Mr Reaper I am aware that was yours but I'm doing you a favour because no one likes flat beer.
Thinking of favours Mr Reaper sir I better drink this one too.
Why you ask .... Well Mr Reaper I wouldn't want you to loose your figure.