"Who is that beautiful woman in front of me?
I think I'm falling in love with her." She said.
I looked at her and gave her an uninterested look and said, "That's a mirror."
"Exactly! Such a beautiful woman wants to make you her boyfriend. Why won't you accept."
I looked into the mirror and said, "Because I see a woman hiding her ugliness with makeup and a smile. I can see arrogance, self obsession and a motive behind why she wants me as her boyfriend. So sorry, I rather stay single, then waste my time on a hopeless cause."