TALKING DOG FOR SALE $50
[this is based on an old talking dog joke. [
I was looking through the classified in my local news Gazette.
I Saw an ad saying talking dog. 50 bucks. i wondered if they had him yet?
So I called the. Number at the bottom of the ad and some old man picked up.
I said Do you still have the talkin dog for 50 bucks? The old man just said "yup."
I said "you mind if I come over and take a look?"
He said "that'd be fine . I live on the corner of 5th and brook."
I put the address in my google map app.
and drove over to where the talkin dog was at.
An old man answered the door when I rang the bell.
I said "I'm here to see the talking dog." The old man said,"do tell."
He invited me in and we exchanged our names.
I said "my names joe" he said his name was james
James says, "the dog is down in the bedtoom he's lying on the bed"
I say "thanks" and down the hall I head.
I open the door and there's the dog just like james had said.
TV remote in his right paw and a pillow under his head.
I said "james says your a talking dog is that really true?"
The dog looks up and says "mr I suspect I can talk as good as you.
I ask the dog "you got a name?" The dog says "yeah they call me dale."
I said "a real talkin dog. Pardon the pun, but You must really have a tale."
Dale said "yes I do. And if you have time to set a spell
Crack a beer and set on down and My lifes story I will tell."
"I started out in New York city down on old broadway.
I was the star in a very famous broadway play."
"I won a couple Tony's and things were going fine.
But the show shut down so i got a job training dogs to lead the blind."
"I was pretty good at it to I think because I was one of their own kind.
But I left there after about year cause I got tired of the same old grind."
"I went to canine rescue school. I thought saving lives would be as gas.
Out of a 100 dogs that were training I graduated number one in my class."
"About the time I graduated the twin towers hit the ground.
I went up and volunteered to do some rescue and just generally hang around."
"Ater that I enlisted in the canine corps. And sir this is just a fact.
The ink on the paper was barely dry when I shipped out for iraq."
"Over there I got cited for bravery and won 2 bronze stars and a purple heart.
When it came time to reup I told them no. I already did my part."
"I figured I'd go home and with all my skills some where I'd get hired.
But after 6 months and no job I moved to Flordia and retired."
"I told james I would be his dog if he paid the rent and baught my food.
And I am such a great dog that I can't imagine why he wants sell me dude."
I thanked the dog and said goodbye and went to look up james
I found him In the living room watching GSN. you know those tv games?
I said "james why do you want to sell a talkin dog that lived the life he's lived
It's amazing all the places he has been and all the things he did."
"if you kept him you could make a fortune just using him for sire
But if your set on selling him for 50 bucks well i'll gladly be the buyer."
James said "You are proably right I could make a lot just using him for sire
But I can't stand being around him. cause he didn't do any of that stuff he's says he did . He's just a big dam liar!