The horny poet (lol)
The horny poet is here, ladies you best be aware. He speaks of peverse and naughty deeds. So please listen when I say take heed. He prowls the night for women to please his vices, so be wary of his many eloquent devices. If you fall for him woe to your dismay, It was your fate to become his prey. But if you are one to accept his advance, then pleasure you will get when he pulls you in his trance. Sleep well now my beauties, for when the night comes I'll perform my duties.