• lifeistooochota 5w

    Etna kyu Farq hai ham donu ma

    Wo ladka hai uslya wo rat bhar apne dost ka sath hangout bhi karsakhta hai,
    Ma ladki hu eslya teen ghante bad call bhi aajata hai !!

    Wo room bandh karke bat karta hai to koi usa kuch nahi kehta hai,
    Ma room bandh karke bat karlu to kise bat kare thi puchte hai !!

    Wo 1glass Pani bharka nahi baithega to chalega,
    Ma 1glass pani leka nahi baithe to "ladki ki jaat hai sab kaam aana chahiye lecture milta hai mujhe" !!

    Wo torn kapde pehne to sahe,
    Ma pehne to ladko ka hath uder he jayenge !!

    Wo pyaar kare to sahe,ladki ache hai,
    Ma karu to ladka kharab hai !!

    Wo jawab de to Kamara hai,
    Ma du to ladki hu,ladkiya jawab nahi deti hai !!

    Wo dekhe to koi kuch nahi kahega,
    Ma dekhlu balcony sa to aise ate hai meri maa jaisa koi ladka mera liye he road pe thaira ho aur mujhe apna number dera ho !!

    Wo kare to mobile pe kaam uski typing speed sa,
    Ma Karu to chat meri typing speed sa !!

    Wo gaali daede to ladka hai,
    Ma daedu to 4log kya kahenge !!

    Wo apne Goa ki photo lagaye to thik,
    Ma Apne skirt ki picture dp lagau to galat !!

    Wo jo bhi dekhe sab sahe,
    Ma dekhu to 50shades !!

    Uska kuch karne ya nah karne per usko sab jayaj hai "Kyu ki wo ladka hai",
    Mera karne ya nah karne per mujhe har waqt "Ladki hona ka ehsas dilaya jata hai" !!

    Wo kare to ladka hai ladka hai ladka hai,
    Ma karu to LADKI HAI LADKI HAI LADKI HAI !!

    ©lifeistooochota