Punjab won - India lost

A few vodka sipping 'farmers'
a few benighted farmers
a few Khalistan loving 'farmers'
a few tyre burning 'farmers'
a few road blocking 'farmers'
a few massage loving 'farmers'

held the whole country to ransom
while farmers from 26 states
stayed put and mute.

✓ FARMERS' bill - put on hold for a 1 year.