"I'm feeling nice today, kid," The man in robes explained, peering down at the innocent child. "I'll keep it brief. I won't take your soul, but you gotta ask a question no one's asked before. You get one chance."
The boy frowned. He was in the hospital bed, after a freak car crash. Though he had no friends, he had a mother who lived. He wanted her to be happy.
The kid beamed. "Be my dad!"