I sit across you with no notion or sense of emotion just an awkward smile and a sense of embarrassment. You start the conversation by asking about my day, I say would I would say to anyone else. There's no uniqueness, no originality in what I'm saying. I'm trying to impress you but end up boring you in the process. You get up to leave but I ask you to "Stay, I'll be my true self this time, can we just start over?"