Me : (looking at the sky )you know..
Bff: I know what ?why are you always so melodramatic ..
Me : I wish sometimes I had different sexuality.. like.
Bff: ( scared as hell ) like what ?
Me : like lesbian so I don't have to go behind some bastards who don't deserve me
And there is one more reason (cunning smile)
Bff: whoa .!! Whoa !! Wait don't tell me that you
Can be with me ..