Ode to Haters

How do I love thee?
Let me count the ways;
The way you lie, snicker, and sneak;
Always glance, but take no peek.
Slinking around like a slimy snake,
Wishing you could have a piece of my cake.
Keep on hating, it's what you do best,
I'll keep smiling, that's my quest.
But when your haterade runneth low,
You'll realize it's my show.

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