Everyday life is not easy for all. I survive the day and try to fight, so that I can cuddle with your thoughts at night. When I am alone, I dont feel lonely You are in my thoughts only. I dont love you because its part of life But I love you cos you are my strength to survive. Whether you are close to me or distance apart. You always stay in my heart. Like the light from the moon your warmth is always with me. So distance doesn't matter as you can see. Love can bring smile or even a tear. Love can make you daring or even fear. Your love has made me realise that no matter what there's hope in sunrise. Love makes you feel for others and kind at heart. Love makes you realise your human part. Until there's life in me Until there's night and day, I will keep loving you this way.
Middle class family ke kayi kisse sune honge. But do you know ek middle class family ki sabse famous cheez kya hai. Taane. Haan mammi ke, papa ke, mausi ke, mama ke Taane. Taane ki frequency ye batati hai ki aap kitne middle class ho.. Taane achhe bure ho ya na ho. Par epic zarur hote hai.
"Hamara 149 ka recharge mat kar diyo Ambani ke damad, itne ki hame zarurat hi nhi hai. Chup chap 49 ka karde Hamme kaunsa Modiji ko call lagani hai.. Paise udane ki zarurat nhi hai.."
Recharge karaya chhota aur inki baaton ka quota hai bada. Ab is unlimited call ke zamane me bhi jab mammi papa miss call maarke hame ateet ki mithi yaadon se jode rakhne ka jo kaam karte hai uska varnan shabdon me nhi kiya jaa skta. Tab pujniya maata pita apne baccho ko indirectly taane dete hue kehte hai, : Arre kaaye ka recharge mausiji. Aaj kal ke bacche bas apna-apna recharge kar lete hai. Hamara to kya hi recharge karwayenge.
- "Arre pagal hai kya naya phone mujhe de raha hai. Delhi ki bus me travel karna matlab sher ke muh me haath daalna. Apna purana phone hame dede. Mujhe kaunsa kisi ko dikhana hai." *Few moments later* : Video call ka option Chachaji‼️ Ye aaj kal ke bacche khud to naya phone le lete hai aur maa baap ko purana thama dete hai."
Aur in sabke beech Daadi ji ka radio alag hi frequency pakad leta hai. Unhe chahe kuchh sunai de ya na de par pata nhi kudrat ki kaunsi aseem shaktiyon ke karan unhe ye sab baatein sunai deti hai, : Beta ek aisa phone to mere pass bhi hua karta tha.. Uspe tere dada se roz baat karti thi.. Par मरी baad aayi aur phone bhi le gyi..."
: Mammmiiiiiiii... Ye router ke antenna thakur ji ke kapde sukhane ke liye nhi hote..
: Achha beta faltu ka kharcha tum karo aur sunao bhi hame hi.. Jab 2 antenna wala router tha to 4 antenna wale ki kya zarurat thi..
: Mammi isme dual bandwidth hoti hai.. 2.4 Ghz aur 5 Ghz.. (Interrupted) : Bas bas.. Hame gyan mat sikha.. Ab 2 antenna faltu the to sukha diye kapde.. Kuchh kaam to aaye...
Jolly LLB 2 me wo jo Satish Sir kehte hai na 3.5 crore cases aaj bhi court me pending hai. Aapko pata hai wo pending kyu hai? Kyunki aadhe se zyada case Middle Class families ke hai. Unke cases sunke khud judge resignation dekar bhag jaate hai to main kis khet ki mooli hu...
: Papaaaaaaaa.. Yaar kapde pure pehno. Ek to pata nhi sardi me nicker me kaise ghoom lete hai.. Meri school friend aayegi..
: Aise hi tere Dada ji bina shirt ke khade ho gye the....
: Mammi aap thodi der shaant raho.. : Kab aayegi.. Ab use khilayega kaun... Tere Papa ke pass pehnne ko dusri baniyan tak nhi hai aur yahan Sudama ji ne Krishna ji ko invite kiya hai lunch pe.. : (murmuring) Krishna nhi Radha
In search of peace, I travelled from London to Greece. I trotted the globe, loitered around but it was never to be found. Then one day out of the blue, I met you Your looks were great and smile was nice Surprisingly I found peace in your eyes.
O o o No nono no Girl girl girl You are pretty like a snow But it seems your heart has some cold part. And you pull me towards you. But I am afraid that I will be dead When you will touch me I may turn blue.
Gently gently gently you are controlling me mentally. And I fear that a red heart will appear it surely will entice that won't be nice..(gulp)
My oh my You are doing it again. You are smiling and that's making me insane Oh no oh no oh no I can see your hair flow And that skin also glow I know what you want but to tell you I can't.
Shoo shoo shoo Please don't make me fall for you. My heart is pumping blood I don't want it to flood.
Baby baby baby Maybe maybe maybe Can you just try on some other guy.
Oodles oodles oodles of attraction you carry But I want to marry a plain Jane So that I can maintain my balance. It may sound strange but you are out of my range.
(And as she turns her back....) Wait wait wait Guess it's my fate and also it's now too late I am already in your trance So I am giving myself a chance I am putting my heart on stake And hope it does not break(gulp) (Aaaaah the attraction)
And as soon I ran towards her , I hear a thud The next moment I realised that I fell from bed and it was just a dream Ho ho ho
You may get uprooted. Even the leaves will wither away. And those whom you counted on, may betray. No matter what the turmoil Always hold on to the seed of hope for it only sprouts when it touches the soil. You may fall But you will rise Always be a valour in your eyes.
You think you can carry your burden on your shoulders all along. My friend you are wrong. For sometime it's okay to be alone But when you prolong You will make yourself prone to the demons around you. They will consume and make you hollow And you will be left emotionless until death will come and swallow.