Freud- Your Id is too strong. Driven by pleasure principle.Fanny in 2020 - No its driven by netflix and chill.©rubatosis
Freud- Your potty trainer was too strict.That's why you are so frugal with money.Fanny in 2020 - Please explain that to my friend who keeps asking her money back.©rubatosis
Freud - You are in denial Fanny when you say he loved you.Fanny in 2020- Because he is in denial when he says he doesnot.©rubatosis
An ode to the story I never wrote
Travellers in metropolitan city knowThat while travelling in a metro you are in a different dimension of timeWhere seconds seem like minutes and hours like daysWhere a million strangers look at you with their million eyesSo not to get lost in this expansive space of time and facesI reached out for my life jacketMy earphones and plugged them desperatelyThe morose world turned into something excitingIt took on a different sheen altogetherI was listening to songs which have no meaningKorean, Japanese, Russian, Turkish, you name it I have itAfter all who said that to feel it was important to understandThe soothing romantic beats are enough to sway me and fill my mindWith a million stories, Weaved in a different contextWith strangeness and lifeThe next man I see in the metroAmuses me to become my museHe gives soul to my characterAnd maybe the pretty woman sitting beside him can be his loverWhile they sit in front of me, both engrossed in their smartphones,Totally oblivious of each otherI have already started their courting period,The way they meet will be subtle yet sensationalHe will not be able to take his eyes off her, off her beautiful curlsAnd he decides to take his chance,Meanwhile the woman is also conscious of his glancesAnd inside she is exhilarated as she has never seen a man with such luminous eyesShe shifts in her chair and leans forward and he also leans automaticallyNow she just can’t stop smilingHe is bewitched by her smileAnd the only thing that remains unsaid between them is their namesThe woman will board off the next stationAnd almost in a panic the man will also board off almost missing herThen he goes behind her, for a second hesitantBut then her smile flashes across his mind, infusing him with courageThe woman has crossed her fingers, and she is wishing akin to burning that the man mayfollow her, she may even allow him to stalk her. Damn feminism.The moment she starts loosing hope a raspy voice calls out for herShe looks back, drowning in happiness and sees himThere he is a portrait of handsomenessSuch a familiar strangerShe walks towards him and reaches out for his hand.And that exact moment my reverie of thoughts breakAs the woman beside the man asks him to stand up for her grandmother who is coming at next stationThe man spits at her why does she not stand up or go into the woman’s coach.And then the perennial scuffle of gender related debate only exclusive to the metro ensueAnd I just change my song to the blasted raps of Eminem.To drown the unnecessary skirmish.And I come to a spirited conclusionSome people are just better in my head.
Every other sibling going to bed in this quarantine -Goodnight! Sleep tight! My brother - Guess I will stick with sweet dreams cause nightmares are now reality.
On the brighter side...there will always be friends drunk enough to make you laugh even in the darkest of your days.
Confessions of a shitty friend
Well there is no work and there are no friends.Just a lockdown and my lonely thoughts.Sorry people for the times I ditched you.But didnot know this Karma would hit us all.Probably because there are too many shitty friends out there in the world .PS- just kidding.
A little thought to you Half of the day is goneFigure out how will the next half go.
When the sun goes downI want to see the stars with you.I want to drink a fizzy champagne in a glistening glass and then I want you to kiss my wet lips just to wipe those drops.I want you to take me to a beautiful restaurant and see me gasp over a delicious dessert.And then I want you to take me home and make love to me not because you can but because you really really want to.I want all this just with you.
The unfortunate thing is our search for reality is in the most unreal places.