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  • sarcasm 2d

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    Two rupees mentality people:
    "I would post that pic and make him
    realise what he lost"

    Billionaire mentality people:
    "Should work harder now, and let fame
    make those realise what they ever lost."


    ©sarcasm

  • sarcasm 3d

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    There was a time when i used to
    argue a lot of people but now,
    I just resort to saying:
    “Awlele ulle ulleri ulle ulle”

    It's more annoying and more satisfying.


    ©sarcasm

  • sarcasm 3d

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    My crush uploaded a pic
    with caption:
    "I don't click too many pics
    But when I do, I make sure
    it's good to look at."

    "Cause you're ugly", is what
    I commented.

    *stay single, stay sarcastic*



    ©sarcasm

  • sarcasm 4d

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    Interviewer:
    ‘We need a guy who can face hypocrites.’

    Me:
    “Once, i saw my Ex posting stuffs about
    Love, Trust and Honesty. And i gave no
    reaction to it.”

    Interviewer:
    ‘Salary discuss krlein?’


    ©sarcasm

  • sarcasm 4d

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    The most dangerous game to play is
    "resting your eyes" in the morning after
    shutting off your alarm.

  • sarcasm 4d

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    She: ‘He must be thinking about other gurls’

    Le* me:
    “Agr Captain America, public bus k senior
    citizen wale seat pr baithe toh kya koi
    objection krega”

    “Newton ko hggte waqt, gravity ka khyal kyu
    nhi aya”

    “Ye ‘2+2 ; 2² ; 2×2’ sb same hi hain”

    ‘Other gurls’


    ©sarcasm

  • sarcasm 3w

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    Dear parents,

    There'll be no extra class
    of your child, on 14th Feb.

    Stay Alert, Be smart.

  • sarcasm 3w

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    Dear girls,

    This valentine, make a different move.
    Celebrate raksha bandhan instead.


    ©sarcasm

  • sarcasm 3w

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    I met a kid outside the mall crying,
    he had lost his ₹2000, so I gave him
    ₹400 from the ₹2000 I found.

    When God blesses you, you must
    bless others.

  • sarcasm 3w

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    I come from that age where tv ads
    knew more about human body than
    our today's medical school.

    Like plain water goes to stomach but
    water with disprin dissolved will go
    directly to brain defying gravity. And
    then by it's splashes, it'll nullify all the
    red spot glinting in the brain, the only
    cause of headaches.


    ©sarcasm